Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Opinion 83

My daughter is set to be baptized come Sunday. I told her this morning that she has a mere four days left to live as a pagan and that she might do well focus on getting it out of her system. All she does now, of course, is eat, defecate and vomit. I expect most of that to end after her run-in with the laver of regeneration.

I've not yet gotten the heart to tell her that she cannot have milk on Wednesdays and Fridays.


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